yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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