You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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