I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
sex on a bike is impossible
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