Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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