sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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