Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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