C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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