Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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