She's JV to your varsity
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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