oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I cut my penus on the lid.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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