yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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