The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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