Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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