i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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