**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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