I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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