dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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