I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
whose ass print is on the piano?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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