Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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