He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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