he wants to bone in the snuggie
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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