Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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