Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I can text with my tongue
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
