We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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