I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
