i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
