Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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