So drunk, too bad you don't want this
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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