Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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