I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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