she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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