I need help removing her.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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