Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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