i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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