READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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