3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
That's intense
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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