How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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