i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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