I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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