Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We talked him into tasing himself.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
