you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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