i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
