Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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