Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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