We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Your cock deserves a montage
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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