Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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