dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm always down for nudity.
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