So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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