so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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