there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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