pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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