okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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