Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I wear drunk well.
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