I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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